Sunday, October 19, 2014

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mihlayn:

new zealand’s finest

mihlayn:

new zealand’s finest

justanasshole:

Reminds me of Bubbles. I can almost hear “Hey Rickey! I got a fuckin’ goldfish!!”

justanasshole:

Reminds me of Bubbles. I can almost hear “Hey Rickey! I got a fuckin’ goldfish!!”

(Source: rawrao)

My Dad's response to his white co-workers making fun of his accent

  • White Co-Worker: That's not how you say it.
  • My Dad: But you knew what I meant so why do you have to make a big deal out of it.
  • White Co-Worker: Aww come on man, it's funny, lighten up will yah Nestor?
  • My Dad: You know I speak 5 languages, right? How many can you speak?
  • White Co-Worker: Just English
  • My Dad: Tell me something. What does a cow say?
  • White Co-Worker: Moo?
  • My Dad: That's right, the cows in my country say that too. You know why? They can only speak one language *walks away*
  • White Co-Worker: *sheds white tears*
Saturday, October 18, 2014

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electric-shrine:

Who killed Laura Palmer?

electric-shrine:

Who killed Laura Palmer?

whiteboyfriend:

phrux:

phrux:

russia

reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES
HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO

how did we win the cold war

whiteboyfriend:

phrux:

phrux:

russia

reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES

HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO

how did we win the cold war

Saturday, October 11, 2014

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tupacabra:

stealin ur man w/ these smooth moves

tupacabra:

stealin ur man w/ these smooth moves

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smatter:

I promise you she doesn’t want that fucking zubat

smatter:

I promise you she doesn’t want that fucking zubat

(Source: ryanatwoodswifebeater)

pumkat:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Where is the pumpkin stem 

pumkat:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Where is the pumpkin stem 

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joshpeck:

zializia:

so you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift

THIS NEVER GETS OLD

(Source: captainhavoc)

Friday, October 10, 2014

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Wednesday, October 8, 2014

screamandshout:

britney explains things like no other

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